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There are three clothes I never like to find in my mailbox an cover bill, a jury summons, and another invitation to my cousin Ferns Scrapbooking for Jesus party. Last month I customary all three. I salaried the bill, called Leaf and regretfully declined because my neighbors Jewels for Jesus gathering was on the same day, and sat there asset the officer red order with shaking hand asking, Why me, Lord? Why me? And He answered, Why not you? And like I had been trained by every motivational orator since birth, I did an inner approach setback and resolute to hold jury task with the same enthusiasm that my Aunt Bitsy embraces the allyoucaneat chicken wing buffet.Some people dont consider you can arrange for jury duty. I, however, was natural for it, having clocked in at six hundred fortyseven episodes of Law and Order, SVU and Criminal Intent, and four consecutive seasons of... |